Lance Pauker lives in New York City, where he spends all his money on living in New York City. He is a licensed New York City Tour Guide. Sometimes he writes haikus. (link to this: https://medium.com/@L.Pauker/11-haikus-3e6f47231903#.886rruwd3)
His popular comedy show, Caffeine Comedy, is every 2nd Wednesday of the month at Black Cat, Lower East Side NYC, on 172 Rivington St.