Ariel Elias is a nationally touring comedian living in New York City. This Kentucky Jew made everyone laugh during her bat mitzvah, so her parents weren't that surprised or disappointed when she started doing stand-up after college.

She is a regular contributor to Someecards and has written for Jezebel and Neutrons Protons. She can be seen performing at clubs all over the city, including New York Comedy Club, Caroline's, and The Stand.